Last time, I joked a bit about a ridiculous way for you to spend money supporting a webcomic. In case you want a more practical way, why not go buy some stuff from Reprographics? I hear he could use that now.

In particular, I recommend the Baffler!s. I've had good experiences with the traffic light one from this comic and the blue one in the middle of the bottom row in this comic.

If I had a catch-phrase, I'm pretty sure it would be "Sounds like somebody's been eating sour grapes."

Actually, that's the catch-phrase I'd have if I wanted people to hit me, because saying that to someone who is already upset (which is when it would be most appropriate), is a good way to incite that person's rage.